Angel Woman

She's an angel in truth,
She's a demon in fiction
She's the greatest of all contradiction.
She's afraid of a cockroach
And'll scream at a mouse,
But'll tackle a man
As big as a house.
She'll take him for better,
She'll take him for worse,
Split his head open,
And then be his nurse.
When he gets better,
And gets out of bed,
Se'll pick up a teapot
N' throw at his head.
She'll pick a man up,
And toss a man down
Make him her lover,her servant,her clown.
You think she's this,
But find she's that
She plays like a kitten
And fights like a cat
In the morning she will
In the evening she wont,
When you think she will,
Its a sure think she wont!